Have an emergency kitten gif, I think we all need one right now.
OH MAH GAH
what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream
i would take that opportunity to use everything i learned to fucking crush my enemies and get rid of all the toxic fucking people in my life and tell them to fuck off
they wouldn’t take me seriously because they’re middle schoolers but i would know
i would know
i’d invest money in facebook
#more like hell no cause your face gives me a heart attack
After reading about how upset Martin is for all the hate Amanda gets and with series three coming nearer, I wanted to say some things.
The photos of the last slide are from the We support Amanda Abbington
I know that there is actually a only a small part of the fandom, but it’s still bad enough that these things happen.
beyonce in her pizza outfit
O M G
iMPORTANT THINGS ARE HAPPENING U GUYZ
and we all feel a simultaneous punch to the gut.
My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”
The important thing is she hasn’t yet and that means she loves you.
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
because if you have to kill somebody, you better do it fabulously
ouch i hurt my lips can you kiss them for me
Watch how this guy reacts to a girl wearing a Hijab verses a girl not wearing a Hijab.
LMFAO I WANNA DO THIS
The youtube comments on this are disgusting, its amazing what cis white males will say to justify racism.
switzerland is my favorite part of europe youve got this bullshit triple entente shit to your left and the entire goddamn triple alliance to your right and youre sitting there just outside the battlefield switzerland does not have time for your world war 1 crap switzerland is strong
They avoided getting involved with their natural mountain defenses and the fact that, well
A HUGE PORTION of their populous had rifle training with the possible estimate of every household in the country owning a rifle, meaning that despite its relatively small official army, every citizen had the ability to defend themselves and the training to do it with.
When the Kaiser of Germany in World War I, during a demonstration of military maneuvers, asked a guest of the Swiss government what their 500,000 strong Swiss army could do against a 1,000,000 man Germany army
The guest promptly replied
"Shoot twice and go home"
To demonstrate how fucking crazy awesome Switzerland is, they also apparently have 300,000 detonation points across the country so that in the case that they do get invaded they can cripple infrastructure to prevent their enemies from using it.
i fear switzerland
We need a sci-fi or dystopian story where Switzerland takes over the world.