caught bae slippin
"Your pokemon is confused!"
"Your pokemon used-"
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
I NEED A STEREK AU OF THIS STAT.
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE GETTIN’ POACHED BY ANOTHER NETWORK LIKE COLTON HAYNES WAS POACHED GODDAMMIT HOECHLIN STOP MAKING ME PANIC WITH A SINGLE FUCKING TWEET AND JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
I DON’T KNOW IF THIS MAKES IT BETTER OR WORSE.
so put on mascara and your party dress
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
im pretty sure we all know who leaked dyaln’s nudes